Note: This is all very silly and should not be taken seriously.
Half Empty or Half Full: Part III
For good measure, we also reached out to several prominent politicians for their thoughts on the glass.
Donald Trump says: Half of this glass was stolen by brutal MS - 13 gang members, allowed to invade across our Southern border by the radical left, I'm telling you, it's true. It's just horrible, horrible what they've done to our country.
Joe Biden says: what you saying, Jack? ... "shabapaqoba?" ... Come on, man.
Kamala Harris says: Hehe, it's in the Venn diagram of glasses which are half empty and glasses which are half full, hehe.
Marjorie Taylor Green says: THE JEWS STOLE HALF OF THE GLASS WITH THEIR WEATHER MACHINES!! IT IS WRITTEN ON THE GUIDESTONES!!
Beto O'Rourke says: [something obscene about cows. We daren't repeat it here]
Kristie Noem says: I shot the glass.